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2004-05-22 at 8:03 p.m. - 1 day left

So Graduation is in one day. I spent a good hunk of yesterday filling out on of the senior memory books i have. I spent today shopping for scrubs at JCPenny for my summer job, and then i went to Meg's party which was cool. Stopped in on Kelsey's party, where Brandon-this guy that has said i'm hot, and is trying to get with me, happened to be there because he is a friend of bobbie's brother. Bob's mom asked me if i wanted to come and help make flowers later, Brandon was shaking his head yes, and i was trying to say no. I was getting sleepy, doin nothing all day will do that to a person. I found out that an old friend Debbie, was with the group Jake was with when he took the other girl to her winter formal. Funny thing was, i found out when she said her winter formal sucked because the dj got in a wreck and all they had was a boom box. So i WOULD have found out if he hadn't have told me. I'll have to bring that up to him. : )

So here are some things i have learned, and heard, and want to share. It is from an email but i need some laughter with all the crying i've been doing, and will be doing graduation day!

1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to

look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it

is that wrinkles don't hurt.

3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's

dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at

the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the

tempting moment.

8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by

then your body and your fat are really good friends.

9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy

a replacement.

10. He who hesitates is probably right.

11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met

everybody.

12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in

mind to blame.

13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell

when he's really in trouble.

14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS"

together it spells "THEIRS"?

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